NEWS

"Liiive! Give my creation LIIIIFE!" *gives CPR to comic*

"Doctor! We've got a pulse!"
"Muahaha! I have created life! And I shall create more!"
"M-more, doctor?"
""Yesss!!!! I shal create FOUR MORE LIFES before intersession!!!!"
"Doctor, you misspelled lives."
"Shut up."

~Alice

"Nothing spurs creativity more than a deadline."
Oh, I'm still going. There will be TWO pages posted today or my name isn't John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt.